Cow Boys and Aliens review.

Review: 2 out of 5.

I was going to see the premiere one day at the O2 but cancelled. My rotten luck, well let's face it, life doesn't always give you what you want. So, I conclude in one simple opinion that this movie is below mediocre. Its a show reel that has every sequence tarnished. I will be quick, Cow Boys and Aliens is written by Damon Lindelof, Alex Kurtzman, Robert Orci, Mark Fergus and Haw Ostby. The screenplay was formed by a story from the latter two writers and Steve Oedekerk. It was directed by Jon Favreau (Iron Man), the film is based on the graphic novel in 2006 created by Scott Mitchell Rosenberg (I think his last name might be Russian for "where I got my madness from"). It was published by Platinum Studios. Enough credits, I don't feel like commending anybody today. Oh well, here we go.

Good:

This 118 minute sci-fi western had a terrific start, as we go neck-deep into New Mexico, 1873. A loser found himself in the middle of nowhere, struck in the abdomen, memory loss and some futuristic bracelet on his wrist. The amnesiac (Daniel Craig) fought his way out of capture and reached a small town, Absolution. Preacher Meachem (Clancy Brown) dressed his wound. Following a confrontation with Percy Dolarhyde (Paul Dano), we learn the stranger is Jake Lonergan from Sheriff Taggart (Keith Carradine). He attempted to arrest Jake as he is a wanted man. Almost free, Jake is knocked unconscious by an unfamiliar woman named Ella Swenson (Olivia Wilde), who he met earlier in a bar.

Elsewhere, Woodrow Dolarhyde (Harrison Ford), Percy's father, arrived in Absolution to bail his son out. He also wanted Jake, who stole Woodrow's gold. Suddenly, flying saucers attack the town. Percy, the Sheriff and many civilians are taken hostage in what appeared to be space ships. Jake managed to hold them off with the bracelet that fashioned into a weapon. He fired a powerful laser beam that shot down one of the ships as the rest dispersed. The remaining survivors of the invasion; Jake, Woodrow, Ella, Doc (Sam Rockwell), Emmett Taggart (Noah Ringer) and Meacham track down the missing passenger who threatened a lot of people. The assailant is obviously not from this world and escaped onto the desert.

At this point, Jake started to collect parts of his memories about him being involved with a woman, Alice (Abigail Spencer), before they were abducted by aliens. The flick does have its strong points with Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford who fit well in the cast and the actors presumably had fun playing their roles. The story was put together nicely, but along the way it kind of fumbled itself and did not seem right. The aliens were good cave dwellers but they are not that bright in the metaphorical and literal sense. There is a flaw in their logic and motive. The performances from most of the cast was excellent, setting was exotic, steaming and class plus the visual effects and shots were okay.

Bad:

Now, the fact is I don't usually watch Westerns. I appreciate them for what they are, but it's not my taste. Usually, the reality is most run on the same old formula; if it's not Cow Boys chasing Indians, its a traditional cops and robbers anecdote. Don't get me wrong, some Westerns like Spaghetti Westerns, "The Wild Wild West", "No Country For Old Men" and "True Grit" are good but I rather go for a Western that has something different. To be fair, Cow Boys and Aliens did have potential but flopped on its own merits. I guess there is different and way up in the stars. It had no structure and lacked a voice. You can see the style of what devices are used and how it is told. Flashbacks and flash-forwards are very much Lindelof's style plus the swagger and dramatic tension is largely Kurtzman and Orci's.

Although the actors performed well in the respective characters, one of them, Ella played by Wilde I had trouble with. The big reveal in her role was too predictable and her characterization made her seem very solitary, which ain't too bad, however it is flat. There wasn't much Wilde could do since its how she was being written. Her figure was stunning and she did as best as she could at the least, but some more interaction with the other characters may be noted. Sequences with the aliens themselves were cool, but there wasn't much depth in their grand plan and their object of pursuit weren't explained very well. I won't give out too much but let's just say it didn't sink in too deep and was not clear. This is sad because the conflict between the aliens and humans faced is quite interesting, creepy and did shake me up a little bit (jokes).

One next factor is it had drama but poor on the action, I'm not expecting a lot of shooting, wide explosions, fisty-cuffs and death rays "The Expendables" style but the middle section did not have much tension. Most carried out was coming up with an initiative to defeat the aliens rather than a hint of challenges. It couldn't hurt with some humour either, its difficult to relate to something as outlandish as this. I mean Firefly had some quirks and it was successful, why? Because it had a brilliant cast, slick, multicultural, storyline, it also balanced action, tension and humour. The dialogue on that show had wit and even one of the captain's held a gun. Not to say this movie didn't have guns, but they knew how to use it. A friend told me Westerns are known for their focus on landscapes and panoramic shots. That is true, but without dilemma or favorable characters, it would be dull.

Overall:

Smooth direction, wonderful cast, superb premise but a patchy script and huge downplay on action. It had poor characterization from Ella who did fine as some female stranger but did not have much edge or affection to land her in the same league of Craig or Ford's character. Same can be said for the aliens, their purpose for their invasion was sketchy and the reason is stupid and made no sense. Its plot was extremely straight and narrow, their twists and turns weren't felt at all and can be guessed. Though its ending was crisp and sweet. Visuals, shots plus edits were pretty satisfactory, but continuity weren't kept up and lost integrity. The only time I'll watch this again is if I join the cast of a sequel for Attack the Block.

- Written by Kbon